The Fungi At The Party
muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

susemoji:

I HAVE NEVER UGLY LAUGHED THIS MUCH

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

oolongs:

you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head

oolongs:

you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head

queerliterarysuperhero:

ursxc:

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

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somebocly:

seeing your friends doing stuff without you in public

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nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus