POUND THE ALARM
These are gold.
I HAVE NEVER UGLY LAUGHED THIS MUCH
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head
period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
seeing your friends doing stuff without you in public
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.